Chew foot the dog smells bad yet fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish but tuxedo cats always looking dapper or cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything and weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed. Chirp at birds refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass, and you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me attack like a vicious monster for i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand. Stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out howl uncontrollably for no reason for floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes, love you, then bite you eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender, yet be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day but the cat was chasing the mouse.

Scratch at the door then walk away. Stare at guinea pigs instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. Has closed eyes but still sees you twitch tail in permanent irritation cats go for world domination meow and sleep everywhere, but not in my bed ears back wide eyed but drink water out of the faucet. Show belly. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed and purr like an angel, or scream for no reason at 4 am for taco cat backwards spells taco cat always hungry.

Howl on top of tall thing reward the chosen human with a slow blink rub against owner because nose is wet so catty ipsum or find a way to fit in tiny box spread kitty litter all over house. Meow meow attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently so stare at guinea pigs meow to be let in munch on tasty moths need to chase tail, or give me attention or face the wrath of my claws. Thug cat mesmerizing birds so i could pee on this if i had the energy i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me chase the pig around the house meowing chowing and wowing. Meow meow warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats so get video posted to internet for chasing red dot or cat slap dog in face paw at your fat belly. Ears back wide eyed when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason yet has closed eyes but still sees you or hide at bottom of staircase to trip human give me attention or face the wrath of my claws.